How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
You know what, whatever. Let’s ignore the drama and stress and pain and how awful life is right now.
Because…. A BABY KAKAPO JUST HATCHED!!!!
This is the first baby in a few years, and its hatching brings the population to a grand total of… 125, I think? In the whole world. So this is kind of a big deal.